Wednesday, January 11, 2012

snooki whale spermIs the ocean salty because of whale sperm?

So I was watching Jersey Shore, and Snooki was talkin' about how the oceans only salt 'cause of whale sperm. Is the ocean really only salty 'cause a whale sperm?
Yes, Jersey Shore is correct, whale sperm causes the ocean to be salty, and my own sperm causes my bath to be salty.
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No.

The salt is caused by salt in the rocks of the land dissolving, and running down through rivers into oceans. Once there, the water is evapsnooki whale spermorated by the sun, however since salt does not evaporate, it is left behind. This continual process of salt entering but not leaving the oceans built it up to what it is over time. Its current level is at an equilibrium though, since biological factors remove salt.

The dead sea is not, since it is so salty that life cannot sustain itself in that sea, and therefore salt is not removed.
No, but some places have plenty of nitrogen because of whale poop.

Of course not. Did you spend even a second thinsnooki whale spermking about this yourself? Because that's about how long it should take to realize what a ludicrous statement that is.
Silly question. Of course not. It is salty due to many millions of years of minerals and mineral salts being dissolved in the water.
Yes, you should always believe everything that sloth says.
lol,yes Snooki is a Ph.D,she's very smart and is definetly correct.
no, it's salt that is dissolved in the water, that has mainly come from cliffs that have been eroded,

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